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Time for our first quiz question: how does God describe their reaction to his gift?

Contempt

Respect

Fearful

Faithful

So Moses asks God to forgive the Israelites. What's the response?

All forgiven & all forgotten, just like that

He doesn't listen to Moses

He forgives but there are still consequences

No forgiveness all wiped out in a plague

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How did Caleb make his report on the Promised Land?

By composing a real crowd-pleaser of a speech

According to his convictions

By thinking what would please Moses

By thinking 'What can I say that'll start a riot?'

So what kind of treatment does Caleb get from God?

He gets to see the Promised Land from a distance

He gets the same treatment as all the others

He gets to see the Promised Land and live in it

He gets to set foot on the Promised Land

So at the age of eighty-five what does Caleb ask for from Joshua?

The privilege of fighting the toughest battle

The best bit of land that's already been conquered

A free stay in a Canaanite nursing home

His pension

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So how would you sum up anything God said to you today?

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